i want you all to know i'm feeling depressed. or. unpresidented levels of uncertainty

scientists have decided today 'sundi the 24th of january' is the most depressing day of the year. and have dubbed it 'blue monday' for fuck knows what reason frankly. what with the come down after christmas and the climate and unpresidented levels of uncertainty etc..... don't talk to me about uncertainty. prehaps ''the scientists'' should have been inventing something uselfull, like a form of self distributing grit or a cure for my bloody asthma ay!!! did they get paid for this for..... and anyway does anyone really need another reason to be told that they are depressed, i know i fucking don't!!! its sundi and i'm on my own as it is!! so thankyou very fucking much for that scientists!

(insert picture of marvin below)





i'm gonna av another cup of tea to solve this equation + a buiscuit even though its nearly tea time. this's what scientists have driven me to!



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'apparently' monday the 19th of january is the most depressing day of the year. ho hum, sigh etc

i want you all to know i'm feeling very depressed, not really (no more than usual at any rate) monday the 19th of january is the most dee-pressing day of the year according to all those wonderful experts, but don't top yourself it'll be tuesday tommorrow probably, i'm no expert in these matters. just have a cup o'tea and think about somethin else is my advise, tea is the answer to everything oh yes!



any hitchhikers guide to the galaxy/ian dury and the blockheads fans out there WON'T BELIEVE THIS!!!
http://www.hhgproject.org/media/Marvin_The_Paranoid_Android_-_Reasons_To_Be_Miserable.mp3

and more and more and more-

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://photopile.com/photos/Era_Galactica/auctions/189607.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.startrekfans.net/index.php%3Fshowtopic%3D27720%26hl%3Dmarvin&usg=__e8lG5XYWaVW9YHN2SgBwfOYt0uo=&h=540&w=530&sz=76&hl=en&start=19&sig2=1t3BoZadEj8-vuiiCvC0tQ&um=1&tbnid=E9DD7s1iCCQUeM:&tbnh=132&tbnw=130&ei=pph0Sc2cBZ3HjAeegYG4BQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmarvin%2Bthe%2Bparanoid%2Bandroid%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3DRNWN,RNWN:2006-41,RNWN:en%26sa%3DG - how wonderfull!!!!

there are 'apparently' eight hundred and ninety eight active satellites in our atmosphere, do you think theres like a starbucks satellite or a scientologist satellite? maybe will smith has one, or like a wimpy satellite thats out of commission and fallen into an unstable orbit, it could fall on your house (if it didn't break up in the atmosphere)

imagine the wimpy satellite landing in your garden!

r.i.p. Tony Hart, he was truly a top bloke.


this blog is brought to you by grey shirts, the book 'space' by stephen baxter and the songs isolation by john lennon, isolation by iggy pop-featuring none other than david bowie! and quarantine by the cakes. i'm off to the kettle, bye!

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